Punctured [Am] bicycle on a [C] hill side deso-[G]-late, will [G] nature make a man of me [Am] yet.. [C].. when this [G] charming car.. [G] this cha-a-r-[Am]-ming man.. [C].. why [G] pamper lifes complexity when the [G] leather runs smooth on the passengers [Am] sea-a-a-[C]at .. I would go [G] out tonight but I [G] haven't got a stitch to [Am] wear.. [C]... this [G] man said its gruesome that [G] someone so handsome should [Am] care.. [C]...
(chorus:) Ah!.. [C//] a jumped up [D//] pantry [Em7//] boy who [D//] never knew his [C//] place he [D//] said [Em7] return the ring he [C//] knows so much [D//] a-bout these [Em7//] things [Em7//].. he [C//] knows so much [D//] a-bout these [Em7//] things [Em7//].. [Em7].. [Em7/][stop]
I would go [G] out tonight but I [G] haven't got a stitch to [Am] wear.. [C].. this [G] man said its gruesome that [G] someone so handsome should [Am] care.. [C].. La la [G] la la la la la [G] this cha-a-r-[Am]-ming man [C] La la [G] la la la la la [G] this cha-a-r-[Am]-ming man [C]
(chorus:) Ah!.. [C//] a jumped up [D//] pantry [Em7//] boy who [D//] never knew his [C//] place he [D//] said [Em7] return the ring he [C//] knows so much [D//] a-bout these [Em7//] things [Em7//].. he [C//] knows so much [D//] a-bout these [Em7//] things [Em7//].. (slower) he [C] knows so much [D] a-bout these [Em7] thi-i-i-i[Em7]ngs .. [Em7].. [Em7/][stop]
