[C] Today I don't feel [G] like doing [F] anything ... [F] ...
[C] I just wanna [G] lay in my [F] bed... [F] ...
[C] Don't feel like picking [G] up my phone
[F] So leave a message [F] at the tone
[C] Cause today I swear I'm [Em] not doing [F] anything... [F] ...

Uh I'm gonna [C] kick my feet up and [G] stare at the fan
[F] Turn the t.v. on
Throw [F] my hand down my pants
[C] Nobody's gon' [G] tell me I [F] can’t, [F] no

[C] I'll be lying on the couch just [G] chillin in my snuggie
[F] Click to MTV so they can [F] teach me how to dougie
[C] Cause in my castle [G] I’m the freakin’ [F] man... [F] ...

Oh Oh, [Dm] yes I said it, [Em] I said it
[F] I said it cause I [G] can

[C] Today I don't feel [G] like doing [F] anything... [F] ...
[C] I just wanna [G] lay in my [F] bed... [F] ...
[C] Don't feel like picking [G] up my phone
[F] So leave a message [F] at the tone
[C] Cause today I swear I'm [Em] not doing [F] anything - [F] Nothing at all

[C] Ooh hoo [G] ooh hoo [F] Hoo ooh ooh,[F] Nothing at all
[C] Ooh hoo [G] ooh hoo [F] Hoo ooh ooh [F] ...

Tomorrow [C] I'll wake up, do some [G] P90X
Meet a [F] really nice girl, [F] have some really nice sex
And [C] she's gonna [G] scream out: "This is [F] great"
(Oh my god,[F] this is great) - Yeah
[C] I might mess around and get my [G] college degree
[F] I bet my old man will be [F] so proud of me
[C] I'm sorry pops you [G] just have to [F] wait... [F] ...

Oh Oh, [Dm] yes I said it, [Em] I said it
[F] I said it cause I [G] can

[C] Today I don't feel [G] like doing [F] anything ... [F] ...
[C] I just wanna [G] lay in my [F] bed... [F] ...
[C] Don't feel like picking [G] up my phone
[F] So leave a message [F] at the tone
[C] Cause today I swear I'm [Em] not doing [F] anything... [F] ...

No I [Dm] ain't gonna comb my [G] hair, cause I [Dm] ain't going any[G]where
[F] No no no no [Em] no no no no [Am] nooo
I'll just [Dm] strut in my birthday [G] suit and let [Dm] everything hang [G] loose
[F] Yeah yeah yeah yeah [Em] yeah yeah yeah yeah [Am] yeahhh

[C] Today I don't feel [G] like doing [F] anything... [F] ...
[C] I just wanna [G] lay in my [F] bed... [F] ...
[C] Don't feel like picking [G] up my phone
[F] So leave a message [F] at the tone
[C] Cause today I swear I'm [Em] not doing [F] anything - [F] Nothing at all
[C] Ooh hoo [G] ooh hoo [F] Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at all
[C] Ooh hoo [G] ooh hoo [F] Hoo ooh ooh, Nothing at [C/] all